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Yes, yes. Hurry. I have important work to get back to!

你生来就不是干这个的料。

我和你意见相同!

I concur!

magic and steam, guide me!

The cosine of your route, pided by…

"我喝酒时唯一遇到过的问题,就是不小心把酒给弄洒了。哈哈!"

Force = mass * speed.

恩恩……非常有趣……

回来,你这只肮脏的猿猴,快回来!

You are poorly designed for this.

经过我的推导……结果只有一个,那就是:你会输!

如果将原始弗罗布雷特附在特大号瓦姆理内汀圈上,你会得到……

Try to keep up!

是的是的,赶快!我回头还有更重要的事情要做。

我在嘎吱作响。有谁带润滑油了么?

why walk when you can fly?

Hmm… very interesting…

Beaten by a little girl!

Have you seen my bear Tibbers?

why do chemists call heium, curium, and barium the medical elements? Because if you can't helium or curium, you barium!

只要将溶液a倒入溶液B,就会……Boom……该死,又出事故了。

You can't milk those!

Back, you dirty ape, back!

The only time I have a drinking problem is when I spill it. HaR HaR!

和公牛角力?你会尝到牛角的滋味的

I'm squeaking. anybody got oil?

I could help you do that better.

顺序。熵值。无限循环的数列。

Nothing can hold me back!

and what did you expect from such a substandard intelligence?

order. entropy. a never-ending cycle.

你能飞的时候干嘛还要走路呢?

战士的最高境界,就是不拿盾牌也能够开盾墙!

你们的智商如此之低,还有什么好指望的?

那个……你看见过我的小熊吗?

我可以帮你把它做得更好

If you attach the proto-flobulator to the maxi-wamulinating coils, you get…

为了伟大的科学!

力等于质量乘以速度。

魔法和蒸汽指引着我!

你路线的余弦,再除以……

I theorize… your defeat!

I'll drink you under the table, scrub.

别掉队吖!

我会让你喝翻到桌子底下去,烂人。

没有什么可以击退我!

mess with the bull, and you get the horns!

你们好犀利,败给小萝莉,羞羞脸

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