1、人家造神话，你去围观啥!
2、差评被人肉，谁都不好受!
3、快递等半月，等到花儿谢!
4、熬夜扑个空，迟到老板轰!
5、下单不比价，两口子准打架!
6、翻译：(BAD BB CAUSE RENROU，WHO CAN FEELS GOOD)
7、翻译：(KILL NIGHT FOR NOTHING，BOSS KICK YOU AWAY)
8、翻译：(BUY THINGS NO BI JIA，WIFE BEAT YOU TO DEAD)
9、翻译：(WAIT KUAIDI FOR HALF MONTH，THEN FLOWERS DEAD)
10、翻译：(ADJOINING LAOMA MAKE GOD，WHY ARE YOU ROUND SEE)
11、翻译：(50% OFF BUY FAKE THING，LOSE FACE AND BAD LUCK COME)