1、on the door of a computer store: "out for a quick byte."
2、outside a hotel: "help! we need inn-experienced people."
3、兽医的候诊内："稍候5分钟。趴下，别动！"
4、电脑专卖店门上："出去找一个更快的字节。"
5、在墓地的前院："开车当心，我们会等着你的。"
6、酒店门外："帮帮忙！我们缺少常住小酒馆的'人。"
7、家消声器店外："根本不用预约，我们听到你来了！"
8、in a veterinarians waiting room: "be back in 5 minutes， sit! stay!"
9、在保龄球馆："保持安静，我们需要倾听大头针落地。"
10、inside a bowling alley: "please be quiet， we need to hear a pin drop."
11、in a counselors office: "growing old is mandatory， growing wise is optional.
12、in the front yard of a funeral home: "drive carefully， we'll wait."
13、餐馆橱窗："别饿着肚子傻呆在那儿，进来吧，吃顿饱饭！"
14、在咨询师办公室："变老是由上帝控制的，变聪明是由自己控制的。
15、on a desk in a reception room: "we shoot every 3rd salesman， and the 2nd one just left."
16、in a restaurant window: "don't stand there and be hungry， come on in and get fed up."
17、在电气公司："如果你送来钞票，我们会很高兴；如果你不送，就会被断电。"
18、at the electric company: "we would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. however， if you don't you will be."
19、接待室的桌上："三个一轮！我们要毫不留情地赶走第三个推销员！注：第二个刚刚离开。"